
Donna’s Most Important Lake House Rules3. Do not adjust the light dimmers. Their levels may look random, but they are NOT.
5. Treat the non-carpeted areas as a tennis court. No black-soled shoes. No scuffmarks. (And no tennis. I shouldn’t have to tell you that, but just in case.)
9. Do not use the dishwasher. Which shouldn’t be a problem, because…
10. You may not use any dishes. BYOD (bring your own dishes).
14. That door is locked for a reason. “Which door?” you ask. ANY DOOR THAT IS LOCKED.
18. You may help yourself to a coat from the coat closet. The scarf and hat closets are off limits.
21. The gold-plated pony is an art piece, not a toy. No sitting on the golden pony
27. Do not knock on the front door or ring the doorbell. If you are outside, text me.29. If the trash can doesn’t have a trash bag, then it isn’t a trash can, is it? Use your head.
33. No jumping.
43. I have a black light. (This is not a rule. This is a gentle reminder/warning.)





